NEW+ZIMBABWE

Justin Eliza Domenic Molly

Dictatorship

= __New Zimbabwe__ =

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Worship Chant:

We thank thee dictator for providing us with such lovely things, and we love thee to the end of eternity. Bless thee dictator.

Day 1

__Outline__

>> The government is a dictatorship, and the dictator has the power to control laws and individual people.
 * 1) On one's 18th birthday you go to the "Life Office"
 * 2) In the life office you will be given your occupation on a randomly picked card.
 * 3) Every year from then on you will be given instructions on how to live each year out.
 * 4) These cards include spouse choice, number of children, and salary.
 * 5) You must follow the path in life you are given.
 * 1) The dictator shall be worshiped on every Monday.
 * 2) No other worships shall be followed
 * 3) Every household must have an image of the dictator in their household.
 * 4) The dictator shall not be questioned.
 * 5) On this day of worship all businesses must have a half day of work in order to better honor the dictator.
 * 6) The dictator cannot die!
 * 7) When the dictator is busy with other tasks, the Dictators personally chosen Domestic Agents have sole power over daily routines
 * 8) This includes places you go, and people to whom you talk.
 * 9) You DO however have choices over your actions.
 * 10) There shall be one agent per immediate family.
 * 11) While your family's agent is attending to other family members you must maintain your last designated task.
 * 12) There shall be specific laws written ONLY by the dictator.
 * 13) You have freedom of expression as approved by the dictator.
 * 14) If orders are not followed you will be sentenced to 1/5 of your age in years in prison.
 * 15) There shall not ever be punishment inflicting physical pain or impairment.
 * 16) The country of New Zimbabwe shall never engage in war.

__Preamble__ We, as a united people, will follow any amalgam of laws or decisions the almighty and undeniable dictator chooses in quest for the simple ideal of a utopian society. The benevolent leader has given the people a routine to follow as designed by the Life Office and these shall be followed accordingly. Follow the leader (and his word as expressed by this document) and all shall end well for the individual and the masses.

Day 2

__Bill of Rights__


 * 1) All citizens have free speech with the exception of speaking against the government.
 * 2) Police do not have the right to use force unless reasonably provoked.
 * 3) People have the right to privacy and secrecy, but the government officials can get a warrant to search your belongings.
 * 4) All New Zimbabwe citizens have the right to move freely throughout the country.
 * 5) The Dictator is the almighty being and no other creature shall be worshiped.
 * 6) You have the right to a fair trial by jury.
 * 7) If you are found guilty of any crime except murder you will be sentenced to 1/5 of your age at the time of the conviction in prison. If you are guilty of murdered you will be sentenced to life in prison.
 * 8) You have the right to own and use firearms with a permit.
 * 9) You have the right to not incriminate yourself in a court of law.
 * 10) You do not have the right to leave the country without a written agreement from the Dictator.
 * 11) All citizens have the right to a government funded education.

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